Launch Party
Billie Jean Memorial
Author Info/Contact

Everyone's invited! I've rented a room as large as the world wide web, so anyone can attend. Bring your friends!

I've invited my agent, publicist, editor, copy editor, web designer, marketing team, research assistants, and secretary, but they won't eat much because they're me. There's plenty of food for everyone.

Main Courses:

  • All-You-Can-Eat Crab
  • Salmon
  • Gyros
  • Blarney Stone French Dip
  • Sauced Quail and Portobello Mushroom Tapas
  • Chili and Cornbread
  • Cheeseburger and Fries
  • Tacos
  • Pizza
  • Scrambled Eggs with Bacon and Hash Browns
  • Hot Wings
  • Popcorn
  • Canned Chinese Food
  • Wide Variety of Lettuces


  • Milk
  • Water
  • Steaming Hot Cocoa (A crowd pleaser!)
  • Starbucks Coffee
    For those who want something stronger:
  • Various Foo-Foo Drinks with Decorative Umbrellas
  • Frozen Strawberry Margarita
  • Rob Roy
  • Amaretto Collins
  • Whiskey Sour
  • Milwaukee's Best


  • Strawberry Tart (I don't recommend.)
  • Homemade Ice Cream
  • Orgasmic Chocolate Cheesecake
  • Halloween-shaped Sugar Cookies decorated for Christmas

The room is filled with flowers mentioned in the novel. Daisies, pink, red, and yellow roses, and rhododendrons.


The soundtrack from the book plays as background music. Attendees unafraid of embarrassing themselves also participate in Super Bowl Shuffle Karaoke. Fun. Fun!

Video clips from all the movies mentioned in the book play on screens around the room and attendees reminisce about when they saw those flicks.

Since the books are virtual and I can't give away autographed copies, here's what I'm going to do.

Sob Sopper® Giveaway! If you don't know what a sob sopper is, then you'll have to read the book to find out.

The Sob Sopper® Giveaway is now over. Lea and Marilyn are the lucky winners!

There's a table of virtual books in the corner. Stop by to get your own copy!

Everyone is having such a great time, they are running across the hall to Amazon.com and hitting the "Like" button whether they bought the book or not!

If there's anything you'd like to say to your fellow attendees or the author, please share below. Thank you for stopping by!